Pseudoephedrine

Pseudoephedrine is fat.

At least, I remember it that way. I've had a cold for a few days now, and all I want is some god damn sudafed to clear everything up. But no, now no one puts the pseudoephedrine in their stuff, it's all this new shit, phenylephrine, which, maybe I'm crazy, but doesn't do shit. I'm tempted to go buy some meth so that I can reverse make sudafed for myself.

Pseudoephedrine was fat.

The good shit.

The worthless shit.