Oh dear god
From Triumvir
Clockwork Orange Dunk Highs.
No more words necessary.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Bonnie and...
Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine. Well, actually he's not really a friend, he's more of an acquaintance. Alright, he's not even that; I've never met the dude. But I've read a lot about him and seen a ton of pictures of him so I really feel as if we have a personal connection. His name is Clyde, and he is a shoe.
A little while ago, Clyde met up with a couple of guys who call themselves "Crooked", and they helped him pick out a few new threads to wear. They decided he was to be as money as possible, and stuck some green on him. But this wasn't enough; he also needed the phattest of laces, and by phattest I mean fattest. The result was an outfit that blew my mind. The fat laces, the color combination, the contrast stitching, all of this came together to make an irresistible pair of sneakers.
Recently, Clyde had a reunion with Crooked and decided that this time, his attire would be a little less conspicuous, but just as phat. Crooked gave him the same laces as before, but decked him out in warmer colors. The result was much different from before, but just kickin'.
Unfortunately, Clyde got mixed up with a girl named Bonnie, and things didn't end well for them. They started robbing banks shooting up stores, and eventually were gunned down, bags of loot in each hand. The following shoes were made in memory of Clyde and his crazy ho, Bonnie.
A little while ago, Clyde met up with a couple of guys who call themselves "Crooked", and they helped him pick out a few new threads to wear. They decided he was to be as money as possible, and stuck some green on him. But this wasn't enough; he also needed the phattest of laces, and by phattest I mean fattest. The result was an outfit that blew my mind. The fat laces, the color combination, the contrast stitching, all of this came together to make an irresistible pair of sneakers.
Recently, Clyde had a reunion with Crooked and decided that this time, his attire would be a little less conspicuous, but just as phat. Crooked gave him the same laces as before, but decked him out in warmer colors. The result was much different from before, but just kickin'.
Unfortunately, Clyde got mixed up with a girl named Bonnie, and things didn't end well for them. They started robbing banks shooting up stores, and eventually were gunned down, bags of loot in each hand. The following shoes were made in memory of Clyde and his crazy ho, Bonnie.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Pseudoephedrine
Pseudoephedrine is fat.
At least, I remember it that way. I've had a cold for a few days now, and all I want is some god damn sudafed to clear everything up. But no, now no one puts the pseudoephedrine in their stuff, it's all this new shit, phenylephrine, which, maybe I'm crazy, but doesn't do shit. I'm tempted to go buy some meth so that I can reverse make sudafed for myself.
Pseudoephedrine was fat.
The worthless shit.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
++Coachella 2007++
It's about time Michael Mayer got pushed down, eh? Past the part about "Kompakts philosophy..." I kind of lost interest. Sorry Minimill, the "phattness" of minimal hasn't quite captivated me yet.
But! I came across the NEWLY RELEASED artist lineup for the legendary COACHELLA 2007.
To highlight just a few:
---April 27th---
The line-up (while not all the hard pounding beats of the tech) is solid as fuck. It'll be quite a show for those lucky enough to rock it out over there. Alas, no more INSANE sets from Daft Punk like we had last year. If you guys don't have it, ask me to send it to you, because the sheer awesomeness of it all far exceeds the lameness of the audio quality. No doubt.
<3
But! I came across the NEWLY RELEASED artist lineup for the legendary COACHELLA 2007.
To highlight just a few:
---April 27th---
- Arctic Monkeys
- DJ Shadow
- Peaches (You love 'em)
- Felix Da Housecat
- Gogol Bordello
- Benny Benassi
- Busdriver
- Tiesto
- MSTRKRFT
- Ghostface Killah
- Paul Van Dyk!
- Air
- Infected Mushroom
- Spankrock
- Ratatat
- Lupe Fiasco
The line-up (while not all the hard pounding beats of the tech) is solid as fuck. It'll be quite a show for those lucky enough to rock it out over there. Alas, no more INSANE sets from Daft Punk like we had last year. If you guys don't have it, ask me to send it to you, because the sheer awesomeness of it all far exceeds the lameness of the audio quality. No doubt.
<3
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